This is another piece from the in the air project "Cairo Lovers Club" This one is entitled "List of things Girls call me". It's a joke about a guy listing his names girls give him and why. It's kinda stupid but I'd be lying if I said I didn't love it. It's just about how unaware some guys (ME!) can be and not TAKE A HINT! that just maybe SHE'S NOT INTO YOU! I hope this makes you chuckle...I repeat it is silly.
List of things Girls call me...
Friend (obviously we were just friends…completely mutual)
Best Friend (We totally would have gone out, but the friendship was too strong…also mutual)
Girl’s Best Friend (it was a play on man’s best friend being a dog…I assume it is due to my looking like Scooby Doo.)
Lil’ Buddy (never liked this one really, but I was pretty short)
Bro (not sure how this one came about…but it stuck…I guess)
Guy (See: Bro)
Brotha from anotha Motha! (Again girl I liked but hey we were just too similar)
Sista! (this is after she realized she rather shorten it..it was for the best)
Shopping Buddy (well I guess due to my work musclesI was good to hold her bags. *see Girl’s
Best Friend)
My Gay Friend (Her boyfriend was totally jealous so they called me this just to you know, make
him feel more secure when we were alone)
Robin to her Batman (Well obviously my name starts with an R…so luck of the draw)
Guy outside my window (The New neighbour moved in and I was just trying to see what her
house was like…nothing weird at all. Also I got new binoculars for Eid, so I wanted to test them
out. They worked well…but when her dad punched me and I didn’t notice it really hurt)
Guy who won’t take a hint (Oh silly girls, making everything a riddle)
Blocked Number (We would play phone tag a lot, so I guess she thought this would be the
ultimate win)
Dude, who won’t leave me alone (This one just hurt…but ya I guess it was mutual.)
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